Go on, Vent a Curse - it really is therapeutic!!

Mondays can be a great source of frustration for many people in the recruitment world, as it is one of the hardest days of getting hold of people. So to help with your frustration, at having to put the phone down again without managing to speak to your planned call, here are some great curses to vent as you have put the phone down (and not before!!):

• May the fleas of a 1000 camels infest your armpits.’ Ancient Arabic curse
• ‘May all your souvlaki's be made from the scrotum of a goat.’ Ancient Greek curse.
• ‘May all your leeks be in your roof’.’ Ancient Welsh Curse
• ‘May all the contents of your sporran belong to the taxman’ Ancient Scottish Curse
• ‘May all your projects run over-budget and your name be on every authorisation memo.’ Ancient civil service curse.

Are there any others you use?